Sure Signs of a Good Weekend...

▪You’ve danced with a male stripper… on a mirrored table… convinced him that he loves women, even if it is only for the night… then break his heart by coming up short on the off fee.
▪You’ve eaten food so spicy that Thai people start to believe you when you say “Ben con Thai.”
▪You’ve watched at least one football match, and we’re not talking pigskins, folks.
▪A new friend offers you the keys to his motorbike for a water run. Later that same day, another friend hands over his brand new pickup complete with DVD player in the dashboard.

▪You’ve sung “Zombie” at the top of your lungs.
▪ You bought something shiny.
▪You bought three more shiny things because, hey, you can afford it.
▪ You’ve eaten at least one thing you weren’t able to identify, and found it to be delicious.

▪ A car full of people drives by and at least one of them shouts, "I love you!"
▪Your friends steal door prizes straight from the presenter's box when you tell them what strikes your fancy.
▪You order directly off the menu… written in Thai, of course.
▪You’ve seen the cute motocy-taxi driver three times in 25 minutes.

▪You’ve played volleyball on at least two different court surfaces.

▪You’ve been blessed by a monk.

▪The only reason you survived the bus ride was because you were blessed by a monk.
▪Your first bonding experience with a new group of friends includes a bottomless bucket of whiskey-water.

▪You have pictures like these...